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You fat biffer 

Someone eating or aquiring comically large and/or frequent amounts of food, or appearing to do so.
Must be said with a south-west english accent (Cornwall, Devon, etc.)
Only works with the 'You' at the front, and only happens with 'You' and 'Bif' on one note, and 'fat'and 'fer' on a higher one.
There's no real emphasis anywhere, and it's deadpan despite the humourous intent.
"4 pints. And a pie."
"You fat biffer."
You fat biffer by davev July 15, 2005
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BiffedHawn 

The hand with which you have rubbed the head of you're unwashed penis to climax is known as the "BiffedHawn" - e.g you have Biffed yourself hand-wise, self abuse. It now has a vomit inducing scent that should be washed more thoroughly than a coughed in hand.
FFS eeeewwwwwww!!!!! whos got the biffedhawn!!?
Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Cluster-Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.
He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally bliffed the whole project.
Bliffed by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009

J Buffed 

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
J Buffed by M Albury September 26, 2012
to be well-built or stocky and muscly
Damn, see that guys muscles? He's buffed to the max.
buffed by auTeX April 21, 2005
Graffiti terminology. When your shit gets painted over by the authorities, MTA, property owners etc
"Yo that ill piece I did on the highway overpass got buffed by the man"
buffed by MTISM September 22, 2005