The bible

If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!

Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit
Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020
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The bible

1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.
Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.
by jfq June 20, 2008
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The Bible

A book used to control the masses with a false threat and reward system.
See: George W. Bush, mind control
Do what your told like the bible teaches.
by The Kryptonian April 07, 2005
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Bible

a super old book from 2000 years ago that the government edits every now and then so people turn against each other and get confused -- also what i call my butt
Come open this bible *winks*
by oovaa January 02, 2021
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Bibleness

Ones insane infatuation with Gods good book the Bible.
Ryan is so annoying with his Bibleness
by Gronimal September 20, 2010
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BIBLE

Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3 all the way up to Shrek 420 and that is what the BIBLE
Honey where is my SHrek movie/ BIBLE
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Bible

A book which has survived the generations and is the most read book of all time, and has taken mike than 4000 years to write with multiple authors, which forms and essential part of Christianity and has guided billions for centuries and will forever have an impact of history.
“Did you bring your Bible to church today”?

“Open your Bibles to John 3:16.”
by citizens2502 December 25, 2020
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