Big BERT

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

by King Kolamc May 30, 2021

Blue Vein Beatdown

Smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid penis. Typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral sex.

I gave Rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off.

As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Bert

the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."

by DogsAndDolphins May 18, 2014

Brazillian Beatdown

The act of inserting testicles into an individual’s mouth and then violently and repeatedly beating them on their forehead with erect penis.

The judge ruled that a brazillian beatdown was a cruel and unusual punishment.

Given the choice between a brazillian beatdown and walking home, my wife opted for the former as punishment for forcing me to search for her after the party was over.

My forehead swole after getting a Brazillian Beatdown. Next time I will know to pass my pre-calculas exam.

by Mike James Jr. February 10, 2010

Bertha

Bertha is a female Germanic name, from Old High German berhta meaning "bright one". She is very intelligent hardworking and a trustworthy friend. Everybody wants to be her.

Hey Bertha is cool.

by chickennuggets01 March 28, 2015

berfday

The date of one's birth.

I be spendin' a fiddy or a c-note on my shorty's berfday jus' fo some 20 inch dubs.

by rapmasta November 4, 2003

bert the bunyip

A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.

"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021