benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.

-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.

by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007

bendescend

When someone (usually a friend) oversimplifies a concept or needlessly lowers register during casual conversation.

Ben: It would be quite fortuit...lucky if that happened.
Den: Really? Did you just bendescend me?

by okhotnik1 October 20, 2015

Big Bend

A town in southeast Wisconsin, mainly consists of drunk white people, a pretty boring place, but if your into getting fucked up it just might be the place for you!

Big Bend, BB hood

by EJP420 October 14, 2008

pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016

Hockey Bender

Some who can't keep their ankles straight in hockey. Hence there ankles bend.

Ex: Yacob Mengesha is a hockey bender because his ankles can't keep straight without tape

and mitch

by mr hockey45679 April 22, 2010

Bender bending rodriguez

The full name of Bender.

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."

by AJAW October 11, 2004

Bend Dutch

A hand job with the mans hand on the cock, but the other person grabs the wrist and does all the work

I didn't want her touching my junk so I grabbed it and asked for the Bend Dutch

by TobiasBachelor August 19, 2012