Brocery Shopping

The act of shopping for groceries with your bros

Yo lets go brocery shopping

by Ajay2529 May 26, 2015

Brocery Shopping

The act of going to an event saturated with fuck boys, with the intent of sleeping with one of them.

There’s a party at 5th and Ivy tonight. Do you want to come brocery shopping with me?

by Daniel McLovin May 6, 2020

Broception

A gathering of bros with different views expressing their perspective as an individual party.

What was your broception you had with your bros on Joe Biden?

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Brocefious

The superlative form of bro

Bro 1: Hey broseph where'd you get those killer camo shorts?
Bro 2: At Tilly's no doubt, brocefious

by Trent Krunch December 3, 2007

broces

A combination of brogues and braces, often worn by rockstars eg The Libertines

"Pete pass me my bloody broces!...You wore them last night!"

by Gill June 15, 2004

brocel

Brocel is a fellow brother of the Reddit incel community. They are often described as sad, unfuckable virgins who are repulsive to the eyes and ears. Brocels are known to have massive fat fucking chodes that normally can’t fit into the average woman’s vagina, and they normally jack off at least 5 times a day to gay hentai and have a minimum of 3 anime waifu body pillow in their home. Brocels often spend their time on Reddit expressing their miserable, dateless lives still under the same room with their mom who plays Bingo at the local recreational center on Saturday-Sunday, and staring in the mirror to find a massive fucking 10-head (huge fucking Neanderthal looking forehead) that they will never get rid of. If you see these motherfuckers in the street...run.

“You dude did you see that fat fucking Reddit brocel in the corner of the McDonalds?”

“Yeah, this motherfucker is really crying his ass out and hugging an anime body pillow, the fuck.”

by BrocelJockcel November 2, 2020

Brocede

A word to describe when a complete "bro"/"dude" does what HE wants without taking into consideration what anyone else may believe is correct or proper.

He crashed the party, and in his hands he was carrying an OPEN bottle of Jager and a cooler. We were all silent as he walks in and brocedes to pull all of the shot glasses in the cupboards out onto the counter.

by VictoriousRex May 9, 2013