Doing a Baxter

To wear too much makeup and comb ones afro simultaneously

Man, I love doing a Miss Baxter before bed

by Frank October 13, 2004

Rick Baxter

A fictional character made up by one's boss, often is reason why jobs need to be done the way they are.

Boss: Well Rick would always chop up the ice cream before he put it in the machine.

Worker: Rick Baxter? He's not real.

by Cody Sebal June 29, 2011

Baxter Effect

The burning, stinging sensation arising from the stetching of a man's scrotum..The tight,'brain like' strotum normally results from long periods of swimming in the ocean.. may also contain sand in skin folds

'Pal, my scrot was so tight in the shower after my morning swim'
'Did u suffer the baxter effect?'
'Na bra, learnd my lesson the first time..never again'

by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009

vanessa baxter

She’s my bitch

Yo Vanessa my bitch Vanessa Baxter is my bitch

by C Ron July 28, 2018

Heathers and Baxters

#1:A super slut who is willing to suck any dick OR pussy
#2:Also know as a girl who has perticipated in a home made porno who resides in the 28570
#3:A girl with flappy pussy lips

#1: (girl#1) she told me she went down on guys and girls...
(girl#2) ewwww what a heathers and baxters
#2: Yeah I was into her until all the guys put in some video and it was that girl from school,what a Heathers and Baxters
#3: I went down to eat that pussy out and it was all Heathers and Baxters

by paybacksabitchandsoamI October 7, 2008

Marjory Stewart-Baxter

*Another finger-puppet friend of Salad Fingers
who is the only female puppet out of all three puppets.
*A very beautiful woman.
*Someone who tastes' like sunshine dust.

"Marjory Stewart-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust"
"You look like Marjory Stewart-Baxter"

by Kristina Wallace January 13, 2006

Saint Baxter’s Cathedral

Located in the curvy rear valley of ultimate 21st century sex goddess, Maitland Ward Baxter, Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is a magnificent erotic sanctified place of worship. Thousands upon thousands of loyal Ward Worshipers praise this Holiest of Holies on a daily basis, wishing they were worthy enough to enter its divine splendor. It is currently unknown if any man has actually ever entered Saint Baxter’s Cathedral, but many a man would sell their souls to make that holy pilgrimage

Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is the universally undisputed Holiest of Holies.

I would give my left nut for the opportunity to enter Saint Baxter's Cathedral.

by Colt_Seavers September 20, 2019