batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

batting cage

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

by J master JJ August 8, 2009

Batcaving

A sexual fetish in which a person asks their sexual partner(s) to stick a batman figurine in his or her butt.

"It was only the first date and he tried to stick a batman figurine in my ass.'

"Ah, he tried to bat cave you."

batcaving.

fetishes

by AliMac July 17, 2012

Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

bargating

Like tailgating, but inside a drinking establishment where some nice person will bring you all the alcohol you want. Infinitely preferable when the weather is below freezing or its raining out. Done best with a bar full of friends and people supporting your team.

Q: Hey, I heard your team was Rose Bowl bound. You going to any tailgating parties?

A: No man, I'm stuck in Wisconsin. Jan 1, I'll be bargating it instead.

by catusha January 1, 2011

Bamting

When you're so rich to the point where you don't even have to look at the price tag

Simon: What does Bamting mean?
Ksi: I'm BAMTING fam, I'M RICH

by You ever just yeet? March 5, 2020

Batting out of your crease

When a person tries to pursue someone who is out of his or her league

Friend 1 : This is the girl I'm talking to

Friend 2 : Yasis Friend1 stop batting out of your crease you dont have a chance with her she's way out of your league

by Gerberguy March 18, 2023