toaster bath

A noun pertaining to an act of suicide, usually used in a sarcastic manner.

Why don't you go take a toaster bath?

by Adam Morgan February 17, 2008

bath crazies

The bizzarre mood your dog is in immediately following you giving it a bath. Typical behavior includes running, jumping, barking, and generally acting crazy.

We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.

by Lon December 27, 2006

Goo bath

To skeet all over another person, in large amounts, preferably on their face.

James: "I gave that bitch a goo bath!"

by Monica M. January 11, 2008

whore bath

Commonly known as washing only your "pits, tits, and slits" or "pits, tits, and naughty bits" in the bathroom sink. The idea is to save time. One might also take a whore bath when at another person's home whose shower is not available or sanitary.

"I woke up at a stranger's house again last night. When I went to use his shower in the morning, it was so disgusting I opted for a whore bath instead.

by fancy.cat_meow June 6, 2013

Scrubble Bath

Someone who is absolutely terrible at a specific task. Being such a scrub that the word "scrub" doesn't quite cover it.

That man is such a scrubble bath at COD. He went 0 and 40.

by MusikManLP7 July 13, 2011

'Going for a Bath'

Going for a bath = going for a wank.

Used as an excuse, for example, 'going for a bath' at suspicious times of night.

by The Japer. July 18, 2009

birds take a bath

A statement use to describe the process of cooking cocaine to its purist form.

"How about these birds take a bath, and lets see how clean this stuff is."

by SneakyWalrus26 December 3, 2013