Bardoodle

When someone pretends to be asleep while snoring to cover up the sound of HIS masturbation.

"I just went upstairs and caught him mid bardoodle. He's gross."

by BloccHead June 21, 2009

Bargoed Unicorn

A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.

Watch out! That's a Bargoed Unicorn, they steal eyeballs!

by WelshCyclops February 27, 2016

Bardent

A combination of the word Bet and Ardent. Used in DMV slang. Meaning to be excited for something and sounds good combined.

Grom: Meet us at the party at 6 PM
Bobby: Bardent, I cant wait

by Grom Kelly October 13, 2022

Bardonia

A nation of stupid soulless idiots found on the stoneworks Minecraft server

Dumb Person: I’m a Bardonian
Smart Person : I didn’t realize you were mentally disabled

by Lacrosse Isn’t a sport February 20, 2023

Bardown

A hockey term for a nasty goal that hits the top bar of the goal and goes in

Ovi scored a beauty of a bardown

by thedustermonkey September 19, 2023

Brigitte Bardot

The most beautiful woman of all time, inside and out. The epitome of sex appeal and elegance combined, a truly divine work of walking art. Once a prominent model, singer and actress throughout the 50s, 60s and 70s, the goddess now devotes her life to animal welfare.

"Wow that girl is the most beautiful woman in the world!"
"Oh, she must be Brigitte Bardot then."

by lovegun382 January 1, 2023

Bardownski on tendy

When you shoot a puck down into the net from the top bar and absolutely shit on the goal tender whos trying to block the puck.

Chad: I just dangled the D-man and went Bardownski on tendy and absolutely shit on that grocery stick
Brad: Great job dude, that guy was such a pigeon

by HockeyPro69 January 18, 2022