Balljack

Is gay

Friend: *Tickles your butthole without consent, then tries to eat you out and steal your juul*
You: Quit being a balljack

by balljackhater2000 February 21, 2018

Balljack

When a person is a jerk or is really rude. Maybe when someone throws a fit like a toddler and they are a grown man. Or when they suck up to their boss and never take responsibility for their screw ups. They never do what they say they are going to do. It can be used as a noon or a verb. They lie and don't admit it.

That dude is such a balljack.

What a balljack.

by Sunnyfor20 August 3, 2018

ballcam

When the camera of a popular person ie a twitch streamer, is facing their balls (scrotum).

twitch viewer: ballcam when?
Streamer: 25k bits and then we'll talk.

by Thunderstorm77 May 20, 2021

ballsammered

When you have consumed two beans and 8 pints of lager and have passed out in a position where you are leant 60 degrees against an off white coloured wall

Mate that geezer is absolutely ballsammered

by Uma tea November 19, 2021

balljaw

That feeling you get in your lower jaw after sucking some of your homie's delectable baby juice production plants. The feeling can be described as "tight and salty." A warm soy sauce rinse is recommended after receiving balljaw.

My homie gave me mad balljaw last night, had to use extra soy sauce.

by Boalls August 21, 2021

belljamin

Belljamin is a compound word of bell end and Benjamin, However when used as a name it portrays a character that is incompetent in every aspect of life.

Shut up belljamin

by Sonnysuckx November 23, 2021

Fam Ballam

Originally used ironically, in context of being both sardonic use of "fam" combined with a pun based on the hit song "Black Betty" originally written by Ram Jam or more commonly known as performed by Spiderbait, has become a frequently used longer alternative to the more common "fam".

Users of this term often find themselves spontaneously breaking out into song, continuing to recite the lyrics of "Black Betty".

Person 1 bumps into Person 2

Person 1: Oh shit, sorry bro
Person 2: It's allg fam ballam, whoa black betty!

by wild.xcs November 23, 2016