backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 6, 2023

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Backwoods Keg Party

A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.

Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..

Sam: Did you just say that??

Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-

Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..

by That_Toast_Swag November 22, 2011

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backwoods hot dog slide

To insert your penis between the back fat rolls of a plump or heavy-set woman,as you would tit-fuck them. Lubrication is required.

Did you hear John gave that girl at the gas station a backwoods hot dog slide?

Booty tit fuck lubrication BBW sex

by scooter the chubby chaser September 20, 2016

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Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver

The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.

Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.

by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018

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RAMI BACKWOOD

3 gram cannabis blunt rolled in a backwood of choice, and paper . Rolled to perfection with circles on each side of the blunt.

Yo can I get a Rami blunt?

That’s a big blunt- that’s a Rami blunt
Is that backwood have a 8th in it?
Do you want to smoke a Rami wood

*a Rami backwood is a backwood with anywhere from 2-3.5 grams inside

by COOLGUY333222 November 15, 2020

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