milktruck accident

When a woman receives a such a large facial, it looks like a milktruck accident.

Didn't you see her after she was done with the gangbang, she looked like she had been in a milktruck accident.

by Hemphill Hellion October 17, 2013

'Accident'

n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.

'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."

by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 November 7, 2016

sex accident

any accident that happens during sex.

For example:
breaking a lamp
stubbing a toe
shooting a load into the eye.

sorry about the sex accident last night.

by DanteM August 29, 2005

Accidental Partridge

When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.

Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge

by falsetokaiba March 18, 2021

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.

What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

ACCIDENT

Something that happens with out intent.

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.

by Chuffy July 22, 2003

accidental sex

When you don't really realize what you are doing and have sex with someone but it was a total accident and you didn't mean for it to happen.

"The other night i took her home from a party because she was cold and i had accidental sex with her, because I was pissed at the girl i was wheeling"

by Titty Tina September 26, 2012