asslete

An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.

Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.

by FASH1976 December 2, 2009

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 19, 2006

Assplesauce

That chunky oily discharge that is excreted on a Mexican food fart.

Oh man, I ate at Taco Bell this morning and now I have assplesauce in my shorts.

by Big Game James May 5, 2006

Asslet

When an asshole has a baby it's an asslet... A little asshole

He's an asshole so it's safe to say his baby is an asslet.

by Bendygirl April 25, 2013

Bored assless

When one is too bored to just sit around.

"how're you?"
"bored assless, you?"
"lol assless? yikes.. sounds pretty bad."

by sarah awesome June 2, 2008

assless

a noun (usually a human) without an ass

that girl is assless

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

Assie

Someone who is bitchy and complains about evey single thing and is always micromanaging everything and has a complete zero tolerance.

I was trying to talk to some assie, and they just kept complaining about me more and more.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018