when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.
Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!
Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!
Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!
Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011
In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.
1st Person: Wanker.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
by SHITISAHOTASS October 10, 2021
Bad, stupid person who mistreats you.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018
by the pure slut July 08, 2019
When you go to the bar with your pals for a good ol' time and the big ol' muscular, 3 alien penised, Dom comes in when you're all drunk and brings you home.
by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 11, 2021
by siimbaa November 06, 2018