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When you suck them titteees with a little bit of teeth (usually on the nipple).
Also used as : tittymuncher-used as a douchebag that sweats alot.

Girl: My nipples are so sore right now.
BFF: Why what happened.
BF: I tittymunched her nips.

"Our music director is such a fucking tittymuncher."

tittymunch by Tittymuncher. November 2, 2011

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Assfuck tittymunch

The definition you use for a slutty kind of emo girl that is very mean to you. She usually likes to beat the fuck out of you for no reason at all and she has never been nice at all. She lies to make herself seem cooler but really people just hate her and are fake because they know that she will beat the fuck out of them. Her name is usually not normal like Azure, or Jade.

Hey azure is a Assfuck tittymunch

Assfuck tittymunch by ifyouseethishmu@huntyskittle January 2, 2019

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Titmunch

When a man (or woman) nibbles on a girls tit. Often injuring the girls tit in the process.

Dude, Craig always is titmunching Lucy. Shes always fondling it.

Titmunch by Bobnana August 24, 2014

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titmunch

Someone who munches on tits

"You fucking Titmunch"

titmunch by benny April 14, 2005

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titymuncher

A guy that loves tits, will not stop talking about tits

Geez Blake is such a titymuncher

titymuncher by nonamebtw April 7, 2021

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tittylanche

when the women's bra popps off and a avalanche of titties spilling out at you

damn! I took the bitches bra off, and a tittylanche came at me

tittylanche by magoo7042 February 1, 2008

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Titymunch

To eat a woman’s titties before 12:00AM

Man I can’t wait for titymunch

Titymunch by Rileydoeee March 26, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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