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reverse fleshlight assfuck

when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.
Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!

Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!

Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
by ilovejizzzzzzum October 26, 2011
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Assfucked without lube or a kiss

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
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Assfuck

When you go to the bar with your pals for a good ol' time and the big ol' muscular, 3 alien penised, Dom comes in when you're all drunk and brings you home.
Guy 1: dude, I witnessed an assfuck last night
Guy 2: woah, really??
by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 10, 2021
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assfuck

Bad, stupid person who mistreats you.
That assfuck just cut me off in traffic.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018
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Assfuck tittymunch

The definition you use for a slutty kind of emo girl that is very mean to you. She usually likes to beat the fuck out of you for no reason at all and she has never been nice at all. She lies to make herself seem cooler but really people just hate her and are fake because they know that she will beat the fuck out of them. Her name is usually not normal like Azure, or Jade.
by ifyouseethishmu@huntyskittle January 2, 2019
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Assfucker

A person who screws you over all the time. A complete user.
Mary the assfucker stole my t.v. and laptop today.
by It's a rap March 8, 2019
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Assfuck

Your an assfuck for cheating on me!
Assfuck me!
by SHITISAHOTASS October 9, 2021
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