assroom

An indoor space overrun with jackasses; a room inhabited by fools or nitwits.

The U.S. Senate trains scholars of the legal classroom to holler in the legal assroom.

by Dojo Rhymely October 23, 2010

Asstrovert

1. A person who exhibits the condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings

2. One who tends to be an asshole (hence the saying, head up your ass)

Girl: Connor, you are such a asstrovert! You never pay attention to what I have to say.
Conner: Whatcha say?

by IT'SGONNABEYUGE! May 16, 2016

assfloss

1. Someone who pisses you off so much that you wish you could use them to floss the dried feces off a greasy perverts crack.
2. A stupid or foolish person, usually with many enemies who can't stand his/her daily actions.
3. an antonym for asswhipe or jackass.
4. a thong.

That assfloss consitantly performs the same skateboarding trick even though he gets hurt each time.

by Jaclyn May 7, 2004

Asstrology

The act of making educated predictions about whether or not the girl has an ass. Using deductive reasoning to predict quality of ass.

The girl sitting next to us looks like she has a nice butt. I can't for sure tell though. Asstrology

by raleigh99996 October 24, 2011

assaroo

A kangaroo with more than three and less than five asses.

My assaroo has four asses.

by Veromorphia September 17, 2006

asscrown

A king of asshats, usually refering to someone that goes beyond the extreme in terms of asshattery / the most douchebag person you know.

Guy: "Man, You are the king of asshats... You're an asscrown!"

by DeadEndX May 5, 2009

ass fro

Hair or bush that starts from the front of your pussy or cock and ends up coming out the back of your ass. Like a combover.

Man, my girl's ass fro is so hairy she looks like she has Buckwheat in a leg lock.

by Mike Pelon July 5, 2006