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Arachnegrophobia

Fear of black spiders from the ghetto. Also, fear of negroes with spider tattoos.
So I got this cool black widow tattoo on my penis, but now Jennifer won't go down on me because of her arachnegrophobia! :(
by RaMpi_ July 1, 2012
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arachnicardia

The sharp, sudden increase in heart rate due to a surprise encounter with a gigantic, evil, devil arachnid.
Josh suffered arachnicardia last Wednesday when a giant, hairy spider jumped on him.
by beerchicky June 16, 2014
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arachnaphobia

Is when your scared of spiders
I have a arachnaphobia of spiders
by TazeGodz May 23, 2016
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Arachi

The little ice queens little helper is an arachi.
by adesslife_CORY November 5, 2020
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Arachnisuckin'

At the family gathering, the baby was arachnisuckin'.
by AndromedaNL June 23, 2023
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Arachnamalia

Arachnamalia - A highly evolved state of Arachnophobia in which fear has long since been overcome. The sight of spiders now triggers an almost inhuman predatory response where the subject will wait patiently, ignoring all else and becoming hyper aware until the spider reappears and the subject obliterates it from existence quickly, silently, and efficiently. After the kill, subject may wear a slightly crazed look and silently gloat to themselves. It is assumed that this response releases a dosage of dopamine in the subjects brain making this new behavior highly addictive.
John is sitting quietly at his computer looking at some internet porn when out of his peripheral he spots a spider. His Arachnamalia quickly takes over. He silently stalks it and with the nearest flat object, he ends its life instantly. He observes his new kill with crazed interest.
by Marze September 30, 2009
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Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome

Mental disorder infecting American thought patterns. Inability to make logical decisions based on false preconceptions due to mass homophobia.
Even Kris Allen could see the Lambert-Archuleta Syndrome in the making, and rejected it.
by Guido1 May 21, 2009
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