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applechos

Not your ordinary nachos, apple slices replace the chips and caramel or your desired topping replace the cheese. Add more desired toppings such as , crumbled cinnamon coffee cake.
Bruh, craving some applechos like a mugg right now.. Lets make some.
by cr.hc May 31, 2018
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Appleapplechia

1. A derogatory/slang word for targeted individules- a Christain, Jewish person🔯, good sumeritain with morals and values aka Zion(read revelations 20 in 2020)💛💙☕- inocent targeted individules, Held hostage in a "matrix mixed with fear.com" most seem unaware. Often falsely diagnosed with skitzophrenia, altzimers. Many have symptoms of various bone/muscle degeneration, eczema, cancer, immune disorders. Google how to survive being a targeted individule/gangstalked. Use anti-emf/emp grounding faraday quwave📝📝📝🚔🚑🏥read the HolyBible (kjv/niv)! Eat Potassium, vitamin d +b anti-oxydents vitamin c+e! Anisotropic crystals!

2. An episode of Doctor Who on BBC (is not at fault)

3. AppleIBM(is not at fault)

4. dont eat peoples brains! eat a real apple🍎 they r loaded with potassium!
All of us being called "appleapplechias" good human beings demand that our brains not be eaten like apples(the criminals that have ultrasonic4kdrones- scattered in small outcasts groups of 20 or less hackers in their own houses all over the globe specifically in chataqawa county ny-locals+nyc-media -are the ones attacking us!) WE ARE NOT FOOD/Disectable FOR BEELZEBUBS! The criminals have been blameing the governments, (disinformation,mythology,slander,ID theft, conspiracy theories), IT ISNT THE GOVERMENTS! The Good Sovereign Government, under God, America and the U.N., W.H.O., will rescue us because they are super heros! THANK GOD FOR THE GOVERNMENT! STAY SAFE!🏥🇺🇸🗽⛪
by GlitterCoffin October 16, 2020
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appleappleitis

when your stomach growls so much that it sounds like your farting
guy1: EW DID YOU FART
guy2: LOL NO I HAVE APPLEAPPLEITIS
by David Trump February 23, 2021
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AppleCrispse

Fruity & Hot. Such an amazing human being that literally nobody even knows. Literally only has one friend named paint too. 😍😍😍
Wow I wanna be AppleCrispse.
by AFRUITYFRUITLOOP June 29, 2021
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Applesauseing

This is when you keep saying or typing the word Applesauce to someone. This also applies with real life applesauce of photos of it. Kinda like Rick Rolling.
Hey, stop Applesauseing me!
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Applecist

When there is discrimination between apple colours and/or quality (favoured), judging both unequally from each other.

E.G. That apple is soft it should go die (applecist)
Or
Ew green apples are so disgusting red apples are better (applecist)

Note: in terms of quality, one is not considered an Applecist if discrimination is shown against apples that are inedible or spoilt.
“Have you heard of the Applecist named Justin? He hates green apples and goes all out to discriminate them!”

“Have you seen Amanda? She threw away her soft apples because she didn’t like them! What an Applecist.”
by 73mp14rr October 30, 2022
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AppleCare

The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.
“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”

What the hell is AppleCare?”

“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”

“Yea”

“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“

“I think I get the idea.”
by anonymous November 16, 2025
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