emo alphabet

A is for Alone; and always complaining how you are just that.

B is for Bracelets; but any wrist adornment will do.

C is for Crying.

D is for Dyed Black Hair.

E is for Emotion; and exaggerating every one you have.

F is for FLOORPUNCH!!!

G is for Glasses; preferably thick black rims.

H is for Heartbreak. boo hoo.

I is for the Intense Pain you feel from your unrequited love.

J is for Jilted Lover.

K is for Kissing; and whining about how you aren't doing it.

L is for Labeling yourself.

M is for Mood swings.

N is for Never having any friends who care about you.

O is for "Old Man Pants".

P is for "Picked Last in Gym Class"; and other cliches of the sort.

Q is for Questiong your self worth.

R is for Remembering the times when things were wonderful, and then crying about how much your life sucks.

S is for Sweaters.

T is for Thrift stores.

U is for Underdeveloped Muscles; because you have to be out of shape, one way or another, to be emo.

V is for Veganism.

W is for Whining about how everything is so terrible, and your parents that make six figures can't buy you the love that you want.

X is for X-Girlfriends, and talking about the pain that they bring you.

Y is for Your miserable existance.

Z is for Zooming in with your camera, because you're a photographer.

You wanna try being emo? Read the emo alphabet.

by Panic! At The Gay Bar April 8, 2006

alphabet lore

A masterpiece of a story where the characters are all letters. It is unironically better than any anime and marvel movie ever made, with no dialogue it tells a story with a deep history and yet all the letters are able to say is their own name. All things considered it is a true masterpiece and should win an Oscar.

Have you watched alphabet lore?
yeah, shit was unironically better than anything Marvel has done in years

by snakeheadsexer September 17, 2022

alphabet boys

A slang term meaning C.I.A, F.B.I, I.R.S, D.A, P.O, or C.O

Yo, ball out Squalie, dem alphabet boys is comin.

by Ballatition on a mission February 8, 2006

phonetic alphabet

An alphabet used by NATO in order to clearly speak over a radio. Used for call signs, tail numbers on planes, abbreviations, and anything which would require letters be spoken over the radio

Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
Echo
Foxtrot
Golf
Hotel
India
Juliet
Kilo (KEE-lo)
Lima (LEE-ma)
Mike
November
Oscar
Papa (pa-PA)
Quebec (KAY-beck)
Romeo
Sierra
Tango
Uniform
Victor
Whiskey
X-ray
Yankee
Zulu(ZOO-loo)

by B-ROD July 4, 2005

The Alphabet People

An encompassing and easier means to address the non-heterosexual people who are among the LGBTQIAPK crowd ( Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersexual, Asexual, Pansexual, and Kinkiness ). Saying "The Alphabet People" most likely will offend SJW's and liberal snowflakes, but it sure beats wasting your time and money taking a useless Gender Studies class.

Dave: "Hey, what happened at the party last night ? I thought trying to hook up Ethel with Milton would be a good idea. How come they never hit it off with one another ?"

John : " The reason Ethel and Milton weren't interested in each other is because both are part of The Alphabet People."

by The Shadow's Reflection December 16, 2017

Alphatard

An alpha male that is not smart. A large guy that is of low IQ. A male with high levels of testosterone that makes bad decisions. A stubborn male that does things the wrong way. Commonly used as a derogatory nickname.

The alphatard took the tool from me and broke it.
The gym is full of alphatards.
Don't be an alphatard.
Here comes Alphatard.

by Turboteebone July 24, 2017

alphabet fatigue

A state of exhaustion caused by extreme and endless bombardment of LGBTQ advocacy online, in the news, and depicted in pop culture. Created by radio and podcast personality Adam Carolla.

Everywhere I turn I'm hit in the face with LGBTQ; I've reached alphabet fatigue.

by Monkeynose June 18, 2022