As a matter of fuck

Improved phrase of the original "as a matter of fact". People that use this phrase are either too badass or are just plain fucking cool.

Adam toobadassforyou: As a matter of fuck, I'm in the mood for subway!
Mariann justplainfuckingcool: As a matter of fuck, i am too!

by Adooma. March 2, 2011

as a matter of fact, it isn't

The best response to a derogatory or sarcastic remark.

Vegeta: Is that okay?
Tien: As a matter of fact, it isn't!

by blakkheim16 October 23, 2011

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

by InDazzled July 28, 2009

as pissed as a mattress

Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...

"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"

by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006

is just a matter of perspective

this sentence means, grasping something and consequently bringing its entity to cognitive existence, has not a unique shape and it depends on a viewpoint of the observer and therefor its a subjective thing not objective .

Truth is just a matter of perspective : there is no unique definition for any kind of truth , anyone can judge a thing for himself as a truth .

by arashzp November 15, 2011

burn a mattress

What one does in East Tennessee when a beloved football coach leaves for a better job at another school. It is an
expression of grief and is done to relieve frustration and anger. The custom is thought to have originated during the American Civil War when citizens would burn the mattresses of

departing soldiers to free the mattresses from lice.

Lane Kiffin's done gone to California. I'm so mad I'm gonna go out here in front of my trailer and burn a mattress!

by Elmoe1 February 1, 2010

a matter of life and death

Iron Maiden's latest album, they are currently touring to promote it. its a great album

I saw Maiden on the 18th at allstate arena, they played the album in its entirety plus many classics. I highly reccomend that you buy a matter of life and death

by asdfsa October 19, 2006