Zion Kuwonu

A fine ass lightskin in the band PRETTYMUCH that is 6'3 and has all these females fucked up cuz he's so fine. He has a lot of BDE but not as much as his bandmate Nick Mara. Plus he has an amazing voice.

Me: have you seen my husband?
My friends: you have a husband?
Me: yes its Zion Kuwonu
My friends: 🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️

by Bbygirlashley July 28, 2019

Zion's triangle

A threesome consisting of only Mormon male missionaries. Ideally an "Eiffel Tower" is performed over one missionary to then make the Zion's triangle.

Did you hear? Elder Daws and I pulled a Zion's triangle with Elder Baxter last night, dude it was friggin epic.

by Wheels and deals January 11, 2020

Zionsville, IN

The whitest town in Indiana. Seriously.

Oh yeah, Zionsville, IN.

by Zionsvillecitizen June 18, 2011

Zion Pill

An alternative to the chris pill which makes you very stupid, a greasy weeb and gay.

phil: how are those chris pills I prescribed to you.
connor: I took the zion pill instead and let me say, I hate my life.

by b1gboned October 27, 2020

Zion

A very pretty girl who has lots of respect and is so beautiful and talented she has a unique smile and is very goofy she’s very loyal person she doesn’t play and is a great loyal person to be around .

“”Omg is that Zion”
“Omg yess”

by Laylaa e July 16, 2019

Zion I

freshest underground hiphop group on tha vibe to date, these guys are gonna make jus u wait n see. Have beats that are like nothing thats ever been heard

Zion I is awesome and has good beats.

by SodomySquid February 4, 2006

Zion

A funny, weird, cool, cute guy who tries to keep as many friends as possible. He's the best guy friend or boyfriend you could ask for. He usually doesn't respond to texts right away because he usually busy or focused on his life at that moment to keep his friends and family happy. He's shy at first but give it a week of hanging out with him and he's your best friend. He gives great hugs and can make you laugh whenever or wherever. Zion is basically the perfect guy.

Guy 1: "Dude have you met that Zion guy, he's super real and cool."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, he's so legit and funny."

Girl 1: "OMG Zion is so cute and hilarious!"
Girl 2: "I know even the cheerleaders are talking about him!"

by Official Barrack Obama January 4, 2015