zipper goblin

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.

Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.

by DarkFinn March 3, 2018

Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

by Craig00 February 12, 2006

Zipper Trick

Slyly poke your dick out of your zipper, in the dark, then request the aid of a female with your 'stuck' zipper who then touches your dick.

I totally pull the zipper trick off on Christine last night, was awesome!

by Kevin12 August 19, 2011

zipper heads

derogitory term for anyone of asian decent

lets go torch those zipper heads
-full metal jacket

by joe schmo May 10, 2004

Zipper Boner

when the zipper on your hoodie, pants, ect. folds and sticks out making it look like you have a boner

crap i have a zipper boner!

by lookitsurface October 25, 2009

zipper hawking

Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.

"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."

by Scooter Tramp August 13, 2012

zipper sniffer

A homosexual man.
See also: mattress muncher, pillow biter, shirt lifter, arse/ass bandit, freckle bandit, turd burglar, donut puncher etc (feel free to add).

Elton John is a self-confessed paid up card carrying member of the zipper sniffer brigade.

by scumbaggage April 30, 2013