A women that is abnormally tall to the average
man and is most the time too
thick to comfortably have
sex with. She usually is accompanied by, married to, or dating skinny tall men that are dorks by nature who in part get the nick-name Han (as in Han Solo from Star Wars). Even though Han was way cooler than theses guys, they'll never know the
cool nick-name they just got is anything but a cruel joke. When it'
s time to part ways of life from these Han fellows, let them know the true meaning or just simply say "So long wookie master".
Scott: Hey bro, i just made up a new name for that dick
Tim.
Jason: Oh
yea, what?
Scott: Han.
Jason: What?
Scott: Well considering his
wife is a wookie, it's only fitting.
Jason: nice.