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Woodsend

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks there on something special when really there just sniffing cocaine on lythm park. All the little chavy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a beach inhaling cancer into there lungs and rolling wrizlers with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter. Barely any of the small population are black and paki kids there mostly just little white scroats running round tiny little shitty woodsend skatepark thinking there some sort of ‘hood’ gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 12 year olds getting butt at a bus stop there.
“Yo come woodsend and get bud and then get the ladies high and they will suck us off”
by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021
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oh my woodsicle

something match says in bfdi(a)
Match:Oh my woodsicle!
Blocky: What?
by XxPU$$YSL4Y3RxX April 24, 2018
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woodshedding

meaning to practice or hone skills, particularly musical skills. the origin is from the fact that for purposes of privacy people would go to their woodshed to practice without being overheard
jason spent the last three months smoking grass and woodshedding his banjo skills.
by judas brooks August 15, 2006
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Woodsen

A person who is stupid, generally ditches his friends, and bangs goats. He's oddly colored, and has the qualities of a douchebag. Gets tongue tied during uno. Ditched his best friend for a goat. Thinks he's cool but isn't. Needs to get his hair cut and gain some weight. Is somehow part cowboy and part punk. He likes to wear girl jeans and yell at people, cry, and hit things. And likes to bash mailboxes.
Do you hear that yelling and crying?
Yeah, its probably Woodsen.
I think its a girl crying.
No, thats Woodsen.
by TheThreeMusketeers. April 12, 2011
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Woodie

Raised in tht Yoc life and straight G. Not these fake ass ones these dayz. Proud Norteno and all tha soldiers ridin for tht NORTE giv much respect to Woodie Wood. I wish i wouldve known him. We wouldve learned alot 4rm him but we can learn it thru his music. He had an amazing gift nigga. He will always be rememberd.
"Fuk a bitch, fuk a snitch, keep a joint up in yo lips" - Woodie

"When enemies approach should i run or should i kill, fuk runnin im gunnin producin murders wit my steel!" - Woodie

"My mother prays that i quit tha life i lead. Damn i try to change my ways but these streets are callin me and i love her to death but at tha same time ima soldier i gotta put in work to let rivals kno they cnt get ova" - Woodie
by .CHATO:: May 1, 2009
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A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension
She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ
by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018
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woodshed

A small shack to store wood for burning...usually logs. Back in the old days when a whooping was legal to give your children, a parent would take a child there to whoop them good for being bad.
Son in 1930: Fuck off mom!...oops.

Father in 1930: I heard that...you best go back to the woodshed now.

Son in 1930 woodshed: oooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
by thedzone October 9, 2009
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