Walford's fees are so expensive that no one goes to the school anymore. The fees are so expensive for no reason, there are 60 people in the whole school from Reception to Year 12. The whole school can fit on one basketball court. Everyone at Walford is either lesbian or still in the closet.
Have you heard of Walford?
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.
by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023
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When someone does something so illogical yet so unsurprising, usually in regards to large purchases or arguably immoral behaviour
Did you hear what barndoor did the other day? He bought a £400 alarm for an empty room!
Well He's truelly mastered the art of welfording!
Well He's truelly mastered the art of welfording!
by SondheimSimp January 15, 2024
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"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"
Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."
In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"
Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."
In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.
Neighbor: “The mayor unleashed a raccoon crisis to distract from the budget meeting.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”
by Koffea August 12, 2025
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by magnet977 February 16, 2023
Get the zac woolford mug.Alexis Wofford is a girl who has dirty blonde hair, smells like waffle house constantly and has a FAT crush on Walker in 1st and 3rd period. Maybe they will date one day idk
by kmkmlkbufpfyi April 27, 2023
Get the alexis wofford mug.It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.
Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.
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