Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.
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Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
Skinner: You didn't win anything, Ralph. This is to tell you you're failing English.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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Over-sized hoodie or jacket with the the high contrast old style camo pattern often seen worn by punk ass white boys who want to grow up to be niggas.
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Not satisfied with just leasing BMWs, the Wigger Rich yearned for more out of the meager existence. Once news got out you could buy a million dollar home for five dollars down, every minimum wage piece of white trash across the United States began buying properties their minimum wage jobs at Blockbuster couldn't possibly pay the mortgage on.
Now, all these Wigger Rich have their hands out and pleading to the government to assist them by stating they were misled by lenders. I, a person who is educated enough, and have worked hard since I was 16 to pay off debts and earn a credit status worthy of purchasing a home say this - FUCK YOU WIGGER RICH MOTHER FUCKERS, GO BACK TO APARTMENTS AND BUS TRANFERS YOU CAME FROM.
Not satisfied with just leasing BMWs, the Wigger Rich yearned for more out of the meager existence. Once news got out you could buy a million dollar home for five dollars down, every minimum wage piece of white trash across the United States began buying properties their minimum wage jobs at Blockbuster couldn't possibly pay the mortgage on.
Now, all these Wigger Rich have their hands out and pleading to the government to assist them by stating they were misled by lenders. I, a person who is educated enough, and have worked hard since I was 16 to pay off debts and earn a credit status worthy of purchasing a home say this - FUCK YOU WIGGER RICH MOTHER FUCKERS, GO BACK TO APARTMENTS AND BUS TRANFERS YOU CAME FROM.
Look, that Wigger Rich mother fucker just got his ass foreclosed on. Good luck and good riddens, time to get your monkey ass back to your studio apartment.
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