Wifi Warrior

A person who primarily plays online and has adapted to the lag using tactics and flow charts which will never work in-person play.

Me: Can you at least use a LAN cable Wifi Warrior buddy?
Wifi Warrior: *some bs reason*

by Waggish January 27, 2021

jamie wifi

Jamie wifi is when there is a lot of lag or really slow wifi.

Person 1: “man, my wifi is so bad”
Person 2:”dude, you have Jamie wifi”

by Bruh12675 June 27, 2021

wtfit

What the fuck is that?

"I think I'm gonna go skiing"
"Wtfit?"
"It's a sport which many people practise and you do it in snow!"

by Rio Comesaña December 27, 2007

WikiTarded

The concept that reading a Wikipedia page makes you an expert on a given subject matter.

That smart mouth little puss-wagon thinks he sounds intelligent, but he's really WikiTarded.

by SoulBlades July 22, 2010

Wifetary

A wife that acts as her husbands secretary.

Im tired of being your wifetary.

by szebra October 26, 2011

wifisfuneral

A guy who makes really fire beats and freestyles hella good

I wish I could rap like wifisfuneral

by Playboys February 17, 2018

School Wifi

Shit wifi which gets progressively shittier every year. They have a 10 year contract and have no intention to replace it. Whenever school tries to work on their wifi (to block sites like Snapchat and Twitter, the only thing they will ever bother to do), their wifi gets shittier.

The school I went to actually had decent wifi the first year I went there. Until the second year, they started blocking EVERYTHING. Not just porn, EVERYTHING. They had a fucking whitelist system to block. That block slows everything down, and since everyone is using VPN, the wifi is even slower.

Just block the porn sites. Nobody will watch porn at school. And since everyone is going to go on VPN anyway, just remove the damn block.

Me during the first year: The school wifi isn't so bad! I can actually tolerate it!

Me during the second year: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

by TheExtremeEvoker February 28, 2019