wiffle ball bat

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

by tatanka March 3, 2004

wiffel tower

an eiffel tower in which one party is not sexually attracted to the gender of at least one of the parties they are having sex with. (For this definition the two parties that are only high-fiving one another do not count as having sex. Thus a standard eiffel tower does not count.)

Hey Matt, you straight guy, do you want to wiffel tower that girl over there with me, a gay guy?

by runforcover August 23, 2011

Wiffness

Someone you call upon (usually a friend) to check for odors when you are unsure.

Hey bro i need a wiffness, is my breath good?

by liftedresearch August 31, 2011

Wiffenated

To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.

Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.

"Who am I working with this morning?"

-Mary.

"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"

by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

wifeager

When your loving, caring, doting wife manages you or your business ventures. Wife+Manager=Wifeager

He doesn't need an assistant he has a wifeager wifeager

by TheREALMrsTAYLOR July 23, 2016

diddle-wiff

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose

John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina

by Kcasllab October 5, 2010