wife

extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend

"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."

by GarytheSnailLovestoMeow June 4, 2009

To Wife

To wife: (V) The act of one person in a relationship making it real.

"You guys only went on one date and she's already trying to wife you?"

by smarmy August 21, 2007

wifed

meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.

"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."

by HisWifey050207 June 17, 2007

wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009

wifee

wife;soulmate;someone you can trust

will you be my wifee?

by lil treezy March 13, 2003

wife

The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.

(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)

I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.

by zach0301 July 8, 2010

the wife

A nickname for the girlfriend of a friend who has him seriously pussy-whipped.

Neil: "Yo Bob let's hit up the strip club tonight, I hear they have 2-for-1 lapdances."
Bob: "No...uh...I can't. My...uh...girlfriend and me are gonna have a threesome with this hot-ass chick, dude, it's gonna be awesome."
Neil: "Shut up. Everyone knows the wife wouldn't let you do that." (whip cracks)
Bob: "Yeah...we're actually...uh...knitting."

by Nick D February 26, 2004