Grandma Whitten

The act of baking a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting with your grandmother, then shoving it in her vagina, make her lay on her back, spread her legs, and sit there with your mouth open as she queefs it into your mouth.

Ryan: Hey guys, guess what me and my grandmother just performed?!

Friends: What?!

Ryan: A Grandma Whitten!!

Friends: EWWWWWWW

by Bthibs October 19, 2011

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whiptongued

When u see an attractive guy/girl instead of licking ur lips you whip out ur tongue and strap them with it! we aint got no time for playin..there are lots of ugly faces out there, that could use a brown bag or two, you just have to act quick when you see those fine looking ones. Just think of WHIPTONGUE as a snakes badass tongue: quick and stingy.

"DUDE I was on a crowded stinky bus this morning full of nasty looking people but then i spotted this fine little bimbo i just whiptongued the shit out of her.."
"Did she dig the whiptongue dude?"

by susu877 October 29, 2008

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whintony

Beautiful person, awesome daughter, perfect child. Always loving and willing to laugh. When you make her mad she gets quit and you half to wonder, is she hatching a plan for revenge?

Whintony, from the Greek word whitt, meaning smart and quick on come backs.

by billybob37 April 3, 2010

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whittni

A unique name for a spontaneous and beautiful woman. Strong personality and can often offend (intimidate) others with her spunky attitude. She’s a protector and provider for all of her loved ones. She has a magnetic sex appeal, as well as a connection with souls in need of healing. She is a living goddess!

Girl: I’m Whittni.
Person: You must be heaven sent?

by LyfeJ March 19, 2019

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Whitstonian Wank

The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)

Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.

by Z Noodle April 6, 2021

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