Greasy Waffle

The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.

I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom

by TheMan626 April 10, 2015

Waffle Crunch

A poor kid's jizz

I'm a waffle crunch all up in this bitch!

by Kupdoggyshag February 23, 2009

waff

Translates to 'warm and fluffy fanfiction'. Not only for yaoi/yuri fanfictions, but any in which there is romance.
Usually doesn't go past the 'citrus' rating.

The fanfiction summary wanred that the fic would be full of waffy moments

by Sesshaface July 18, 2005

Wafflejob

The act of giving a man a hand job when his penis is so small, that there is no room to move up and down. So, instead, the hand must be rotated side to side, much like when you turn the handle of a waffle maker in a cafeteria.

Person 1: She said you were so small she had to give you a wafflejob last night!
Person 2: She has really big hands!!
Person 1: Whatever...

by Mae-Smith October 31, 2008

giant waffle

A bigger version of a waffle which you chant in the mirror three times (big waffle, big waffle, big waffle) to summon out of the waffle dimension. A man once said " always wash your hands after you crap" and that is how the legend of the giant waffle started. But never summon it without maple syrup because if you do it will make the giant waffle taste really bad.

I was just devoured by the extremely dangerous giant waffle that isn't fake at all!

by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 19, 2017

Waffle-Ball

A game with dozens of rules, played in a pool. The object of the game is to make the waffle ball(usually a soccer ball) hit the rim of either of the two sides of the pool scoring one point for the throwers team. The catch is you have to be jumping into the pool grab the ball then release, if you grab the ball on the edge of the pool and hit the rim of the pool no points are awarded. Also the ball can hit the ladder posts causing two points. The best way to score is going in between the ladder post in doing so the throwers team receives five points. It is probably the best summer time sport, hands down.

man did you see that sick behind the back bouncer shot go through the ladder posts? that shit was the best Waffle-Ball throw I've ever seen.

by brooksayyyyy August 3, 2011

Waffle House

The place to go when you want some good waffles at an economical price. Also a good late-night place.

That Waffle House down on 27 got a low health score, like a friggin 75.

by It's raw January 11, 2017