WTFOMGROFLMAO

Short for "WHATTHEFUCKOHMYGODROLLINGONFTHEFLOORLAUGHINGMYASSOFF". A term used to display astonishment, hilarity, and/or utter 1337ness over someone else.

Bill: "I raped your dog."
Fred: "WTFOMGROFLMAO!"

Charles: "Damnit I missed becuase my aim sucks today"
Andy: "WTFOMGROFLMAO YOU SUCK EVERYDAY!!"

by Ben Dinh September 10, 2005

WTFM

What The Fudge Muffin???
used as an inside joke between friends or by those who don't wish to offend those around them. A substitute for WTF??

Person one: I just found a pencil I lost 6 months ago! YAY!!!
Person two: WTFM??

by saywhaat? February 17, 2010

WTFM?

what the fuck man?

Person: -drunk talk-
Me: WTFM?

by Corrupted X Edge November 26, 2010

WTFWJD

an acronym simply meaning "What the fuck would jesus do"

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.

bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.

by Dan62 April 4, 2008

WTFM

Accronym for "What The Fuck Mate", basically the Australian version of WTF (What The Fuck)

Vanessa "Darling i fucked Nathan last night"

Robert "WTFM! You Fucked my dad WTFM!"

by Peter Alexander October 9, 2008

WTFOMG!

what the fuck, oh my god!

Email: "She chucked me by text message!"
Reply: WTFOMG! How fucking dare she!!?

by bluegreenearth October 9, 2008

WTFWMJKD

What the fuck would maynard james keenan do?
Maynard James Keenan is the lead singer of Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer.

Descripes himself as "happily unmarried"
Uses a paint ball gun to repel fans

I was about to kick some guys ass but then i thought WTFWMJKD so i kicked his ass any way.

by Wild Bill 72 May 31, 2009