WTFWTFS

An acronym for "what the fuck was that fucking shit". Commonly said when someone fucks up big time, typically something simple that you think couldn't be fucked up.

Counter-Strike, last round, 5 people v 1 person, should be an easy win -- the 1 guy kills the entire team of 5.

"Are you kidding me?!? WTFWTFS?!?!?"

by aircoft December 29, 2015

WITFITS

Common acronym for “What In The Fuck Is This Shit”

Buddy1 sends naked pics of 80 year old man!

Buddy 2 response - WITFITS

by Jesus February 9, 2005

wtfwjdftw

what the f*ck would Jesus do for the win

Emo Joe: How can I combine wtf and ftw together?
Emo Moe: How about wtfwjdftw?
Emo Joe: Wow. Two birds and Jesus with one stone.

by Emo Moe July 30, 2009

wtfwydt

why the fuck would you do that

Andrew broke off his engagement and we all said wtfwydt

by Anonymus 14 March 19, 2010

WTFWZJ

What The Fuck Would Zombie Jesus Do?

Whenever I'm not sure what to do, I just ask myself WTFWZJD?

by ZombieJesus666 November 14, 2010

WitFist

A person who is against Zack Snyder’s filmography; a “Snyder-anti”.

Thomas Jefferson is an angry witfist.

by The New Urban Dictionary April 18, 2021

WTFW

Abbreviation of "What the fuck, what?"

Usually used in response to a questionable WTF where it is unclear what the other party is saying WTF about.

Also used as a denial of WTF in conversations where someone says WTF when the situation does not warrant it.

1:
Josh: I picked up the pizza and I'm on my way home now.

Jeff: WTF?

Josh: WTFW?

2:
Jeff: I was so hungry I ate some shortbread cookies with cream cheese.

Ashley: WTF?

Jeff: WTFW?

by deadvirgo July 6, 2010