Tyson Walters

The act of doing anything silly.

Guy 1 - "dude look at dierk's tits!"

Guy 2 - "dude your being a tyson walters."

by gine12345678999 October 25, 2011

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Simon Walters

The biggest incel known to man. Longs for female attention but is mostly unsucessful except if they're ginger and loud.

Don't let your kids near that guy, he looks like a Simon Walters.

by alphashed December 6, 2018

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Pn. Last Name. Someone who is exceptionally stupid. Kills jokes lives a relatively simple life. If, in such a menial existence there was more adequate adjective to describe this human being besides the word stupid, it would be dubbed waltermire.

1: Can you believe Justin lost in chess to Rocco?
2: He must have been pulling a waltermire.

by Mistah Hipster 420 man bro dog July 13, 2011

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Watergasm

When you have an orgasm while drinking some god damn good water the morning after getting fucked up at a party

"Bro that party was so good last night and this morning i totally had a Watergasm"

by Connor.Brookes February 28, 2015

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Wastemaster 6000

A fictional product that costs a lot of money to purchase and to maintain, and wastes resources. It either serves no practical purpose or greatly exceeds the needs of the user.

Often, Wastemaster 6000s are purchased by uneducated and unattractive men to impress other men in the hope that they will win friends.

The term is used to mock the uncool people who make these purchases.

Stanly Prickmeyer: Hey Joe, do you like my new barbeque? It puts out 800 000 BTU and consumes 50 gallons of propane per second. I can roast an elephant from 70 yards!

Jo Cool: Wow, is that the new Wastemaster 6000?

by fox August 28, 2005

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