Vania

A sweet, thoughtful, LOYAL, firce and beautiful woman. Vania could wear a potatoe sack and she would STILL be hot as hell. She has many friends who know her, but only a select few know the real her. As soon as she meets you, she will instantly be your friend and will fight anyone who hurts you. Vanias are usually thicc except they don’t know it. She usually doesn’t realize how beautiful she is. Vania always knows just what to say to make you feel better. She is willing to stay up for days just to comfort others. She can act really slutty at times, but really, she’s just comfortable with touching others. She is a wonderful girlfriend who doesn’t hide things and when she has a doubt about her relationship she talks about it instead of keeping it to herself. If you have a Vania in your life, you are EXTREMELY lucky and should try to keep her in your life for as long as you can.

(Vania walks across the street)
Guy 1: DAMNNNN who’s that hottie?
Guy 2: I don’t know, but look at those tits!
Guy 1: and that ass!

Guy 2: I bet she’s a Vania, only Vania’s are that hot

by NotJessica926 June 25, 2018

Vanilla Choke

Ejaculating in the throat of someone while they are deep throating you, causing them to choke on your semen.

Mark: Hey Jim, what did you do last night?
Jim: I vanilla choked Megan!
Mark: Sweet man!

by Mongoose McQueen September 27, 2010

vanilla fever

a romantic union where a person of color dates a caucasian person.

"isn't Maria dating Chad??" "yup. you know she has always had that vanilla fever".

by Mirandaisnotmyrealname January 28, 2010

Wat up wit it vanilla face?

a greeting, usually to a white female homie; however can also be shortened to "wat up wit it?" to include all your homies.

Girl: Hey chris!
Chris: Wat up wit it vanilla face?

by 5izzlinhot49 October 28, 2010

Vania

a beautiful, sexy, intelligent woman. Who reaches all of her goals cause she is very brilliant.

by think about it!!! August 6, 2003

vandit

a man's man, real men see this man and go, "damn, that's a man"

dude, that guy is like, vandit!

by they call him dazza February 6, 2010

Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker

This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.

"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".

by The Tickler October 15, 2007