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VanderWilt

VanderWilt is a Dutch surname which means 'from the wild'. Characteristics of a VanderWilt: attractive, sensual, corny, loyal, fairly stubborn, generally right, impulsive, witty, intelligent, honest, insightful and slightly condescending.

VanderWilts vary in height greatly, but generally are all trim and proportional. Some have more hair than others, but all have perfect teeth.

A VanderWilt is the very best of friends, and an ideal lover.

VanderWilts have a predilection for aesthetics, practicality and integrity. This taste is seen in their choice of cars, furniture, clothes, friends, careers, and even spouse.
A: Hey, are you going to the happy hour on Friday?

B: Yeah, but I don't know if I will bring anyone.

A: I am bringing a VanderWilt.

B: Show-off.

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A: Ugh... I am so pissed off!

B: Why? Did your date with the VanderWilt go poorly?

A: No, the opposite. It was light, fun and romantic... except for that I got my ass schooled in current events.

B: Typical. I hear they are good kissers though...

A: Darnn straight.
by Not-VanderWilt February 4, 2010
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Vandergasm

A violent siezure (of the sexual masturbatory sort) usually occuring around a group of unsuspecting males. Studies have shown that this type of siezure is carried out mostly by virgin yet sexualy mature teenage males.(Actually a siezure in females is yet to be seen.) To help someone who is suffering at the moment of this type siezure saying remarks like, "MAN, THAT IS SOME CRAZY $H!T" has been proven to stop the siezue from imediately reoccuring. There is no known cure. As a matter a fact no one is looking for one.
As I was singing in the school band I watched Clarence reach his right hand into his pants so I decided to looked away as he suffered from a sad yet violent vandergasm.
by mr.calypack May 27, 2011
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Vandersloot

V -- 1. To seemingly get away with an obvious crime, foul, violation, or mistake due to the ineptness of others, only to do something even more inept and get caught; 2. To have the world by the tail and totally fuck up; 3. To goof, err or fail. N -- 1. A crazy killer with bad skills; 2. A Fucking dumb ass; 3. A popular cheese in the Netherlands.
I thought I got away with stealing a watch from that store, but then I totally Vanderslooted when I walked back into the store and the watch fell out of my pocket.
by Joeyank12 June 5, 2010
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Vanderblah

1. The state of carefree emotional detachment experienced by students of Vanderbilt University, where good looks, expensive cars, and fine drugs and alcohol are things to be taken for granted in life and everything else is considered "poor people problems".

2. The paradigm, or world view, of a typical Vanderbilt kid, who has never worked a day in his life but enjoys blowing lines off his daddy's MasterCard while drunk driving gorgeous sorority girls around campus on blunt rides in his BMW.

3. Vanderbilt University.

(Can also be used as an adjective)
When Scott saw the headline about the Darfur genocide, he was momentarily distracted from his life of Vanderblah. After taking another bong rip and turning on his XBox 360, he had forgotten about Darfur entirely: Ah, Vanderblah!

As Sarah sped her RangeRover down West End, she pointed to the raggedy man on the bench, joking, "That homeless loser will never enjoy a day of Vanderblah in his life!"
by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009
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vanderbilt

The 18th ranked University in the country, according to US News and World Report. Vandy also seems a bit preppy at first, but is really what you make of it. You don't have to wear polo shirts. You dont have to get the finest blonde women either. Usually the two go hand in hand. So, if your smart, you should come to Vandy, because the majority of those who slander it are probably just jealous because they were waitlisted or rejected, or just never applied because they weren't good enough. If your preppy and smart, congratulations, you will find the most attractive blonde women in all of the US, who just want you for your money, polo shirts and AVs. If your a middle class liberal New Yorker like me, bring your girlfriend from home!
Will: Are you going out tonight at Vanderbilt to drink, wear a polo shirt and pick up blondes with syphilis?
Matt: Eh, I think I'll get drunk tonight with my high school girlfriend and have sex with her instead. Then in 5 years I'll make more money than all of my friends.
Will: That sounds almost as good as never worrying about money at all!
by Matt the most excellent April 26, 2006
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Vanderbilt

The Harvard of the South, where all cool rich southern people go. Preppy, fratty, perfect.
If you're going to pledge ZBT, just go to a state school, Vanderbiltis much to preppy for that.
by sigmachiguy May 6, 2005
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vanderhaming

The act of being so damn good at softball everything else the team Does is not relevant to the glory of the one who is vanderhaming.
he is so vanderhaming
by bdutch25 May 6, 2015
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