Vauxhall Adam

A hairdresser’s car. Usually driven by really fit hairdressers who are both good workers and good looking.

Freda: I love being a good hairdresser with my Vauxhall Adam

by BayofBengal September 26, 2018

Buzz-values

Buzz-values - describes the situation where privileged people latch onto whatever political view is in vogue at the time without enough real understanding of the political situation and context, as this would take research etc - usually use this opinion to belittle others who don’t share it in an attempt to make themselves feel better about their insecurities and their fears in an increasingly complex world that gets harder and harder to understand - buzz-values make it feel easy to stand for something in a world where politics is too complex to grasp instantly.

I had to leave the thread because I could not stand listen to the buzz-values of my friends who clearly were not as informed as they could be.

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo October 26, 2019

McDouble Value Meal

The sexual position of a man sticking his penis in a girls ass while the girl menstruates all over the mans face making the McDouble explaining why the man cums and the woman menstruates. The value meal is represented by the woman's ass being the McDouble, the mans dick being the fries and the woman's period blood being the Coke from McDonalds.

She thought the McDouble Value Meal was from McDonalds but she was wrong when she was diagnosed with AIDS.

by AN0SEater March 16, 2020

tesco value

the cheapest version of products found in tesco stores

tescos own brand products

ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t

guy 1: wtf is wrong with these batteries... i took one photo then they ran out
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup

girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh

bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck

by dontstartaband June 29, 2006

Comical Value

Pointless things added for increased fun. Or different weapons used in the disposal of chavs.

Using a Wooden Spoon to castrate a chav.
Using an incredibly oversized catapult to fling a chav into a wall merely 20cm away.

by Tw166y May 24, 2005

family values hypocrites

a phrase used to describe family who think they are better than others, have multiple kids out of wedlock, cheat on their wives, wives would never leave because they are too weak, 2nd and 3rd generation KKK members, there is a closeted family member, don't know the meaning of nepotism, but practice it because their kids aren't smart enough to be successful on their own, and the family loves the Palins, Bushes, and Reagan... They want everything to be like the old days, when white people were in power...

Now, those George's, they are the ultimate family values hypocrites...

by selgville153 November 28, 2010

family values

1. State-sponsored totalitarian control of women and/or children, characterized by flagrant sexist double standards, authorities turning a blind eye to domestic violence, rape, and pedophilia--but only when men do it, and intolerance of freedom of religion, speech, and assembly, among other undesirable things.

No wonder Bush and the Saudis are so tight! They both share the same idea of family values--blame the rape victims and victims of domestic violence for "allowing" themselves to be victimized by male predators twice their size, as if the women were the criminals instead of the real perps--the rapists and wife-beaters who get off scot-free!

by meow2u3 December 23, 2007