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a awesome kickass server made by our mans lukedeloop and jessie and owned by 3 awesome fils de putes mired, sebby and our spaceman oprot. Server is in development and soon to be a fucking AWESOME and dank server. ITS STAFF TEAM IS fokin great MAYNE. the server is predominantly invaded by frenchies and savageous roadmen.
Valux player #1: wagwan piff ting whats your bbm pin?
Valux player #2: my bbm pin is VALUX
Valux player #1: oh, that awesome server??
Valux player #2: yah man, join eu.valux.net !
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A server that is amazing!
Player 1: Yo have you heard of Valux
Player 2: Hell yea my dude
Player 3: It cool bro
aHaq: Yep best server there is!
Valux by ValuxLover1001 July 11, 2018
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A State of Confident Well Being.
I am VLUX.
The VLUX is strong with this one!
VLUX by Guy Vlux February 24, 2021
That guy is Vlux.
Stay Vlux.
Have a VLUXING great Day!
Vlux by Guy Vlux February 23, 2021

Value Vampire 

Value Vampire - A person who when present, sucks all of the value out of a room.
Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.

When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.
Value Vampire by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011

valumshuis

very fat, thick, and juicy.
She has a valumshuis ass.
valumshuis by cherry fuk nut April 25, 2020

Face value 

Taking something at face value means to not look any deeper into what is being said. If the listener tries to read into it, the wrong conclusion will be reached.

No ulterior motive. Just read/hear what is presented and do not read into it.
Take this at face value, but you look really hot today. Where did you get that shirt? (If the listener didn't take it at face value, he/she might wonder if the speaker is interested, romantically or otherwise)

Take this at face value, but you had mentioned the cost of getting a nose job yesterday and how much you wanted one. I saw the prices. They're really not as bad as you thought. (If the face value clause were not said, the listener might be offended. It could be construed the speaker is implying the listener should get a nose job because it looks bad or whatever)
Face value by mechpaul November 19, 2018