Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.
Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!
by BayofBengal January 08, 2018
A hairdresser’s car. Usually driven by really fit hairdressers who are both good workers and good looking.
by BayofBengal September 26, 2018