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anti-vaccination

A group of people who are in favour of bringing back diseases and doesn't care about the well being of others. A group of people who are pro-disease
Jim belongs to the anti-vaccination cult, therefore he is in favour of your kid getting a disease and dying.
by Doc Rick Shillstein October 9, 2015
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vaccubate

A masturbation act when a covers his dick in water and puts it in a vacuum.
Tim: Yo Steven's been skipping school for like a week.

Richard: Yeah, i think he's a chronic Vaccubater. His house is noisy as fuck and he never lets me in.
by DestructoFish May 17, 2014
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Vaccine Intimacy

The hypothesis that the gender of the offspring of a couple is influenced not only by the jab or booster each party took, but also by the order in which the shots were taken.
A leaked out document from a Chinese lab that is investigating whether vaccine intimacy is pure nonsense or not reveals these alleged possibilities:
Pfizer + Moderna: Boy
Moderna + Pfizer: Girl
Sinovac + Pfizer: Twins
Sputnik + Sinovac + Sinopharm: Unknown
by Covido February 12, 2022
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Not all vaccines are created equal.

When non-Western home-grown—half-baked or partially trialed—vaccines are shunned even by locals, which are often donated or exported at a discounted price to developing countries that can’t afford the “safer” ones produced by the West—the top three countries involved in this vaccine diplomacy game are China, India, and Russia, whose “cheap-and-cheat” vaccines do not exude much confidence among millions of targeted recipients.
Although the Chinese, Indian, or Russian vaccines are offered free of charge to them, millions of people in the developing world refuse to be jabbed, because they know too well that not all vaccines are created equal.
by MathPlus January 24, 2021
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Anti-crime vaccine

Death by lethal injection. Texas's solution to population control.
They finally gave Spookie-tookie the anti-crime vaccine last week. Yeeeaaahhh boooyyeeee!
by John Heinz Kerry December 19, 2005
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Vaccination

The administration of antigenic material to produce immunity, or close to immunity, to a disease.

Only people in third world countries who can't afford it and retarded people who either don't understand science or are religious nutjobs don't get vaccines. Some wackos still think it causes like autism - but there is absolutely no link between the two and these people are both wrong and doing damage to the research that could be getting done on the real reasons for autism.
The two rounds of vaccinations have eradicated polio from most of the countries in the world and reduced the worldwide incidence from an estimated 350,000 cases in 1988 to just over 1000 cases in 2007.
by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008
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vaccine informed

The lame term created by the antivaxxer crowd because they can’t accept the fact that they’re wrong.
“I’m not an Antivaxxer, I’m Vaccine Informed”
“No, Karen. You’re an idiot.”

“I’m Vaccine Informed, and know it’s bad to get vaccines. I read the insert!”
“Ok, Karen, you don’t trust pharmaceutical companies, but will believe their material.”
by Karmakaze May 7, 2019
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