valentines day

1)a day to make single people feel like s***!!!

2)you know ... not everyone has a significant other to celebrate with!! l:(

girl 1: i hate valentines day

girl 2: yeah it makes me lonly

girls 1&2: (sigh)

by <3 <3 love me<3 <3 February 12, 2010

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Valentines Lay

The sex you receive on Valentines Day

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...

by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010

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Valentines Day

The only day Couples Show ANY Affection towards Eachother

Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy

Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?

Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...

by Kiddbandit February 8, 2009

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a pathetic attempt at marketing yet another random day of the year. only this one makes both singles and couples feel like shit. if your single you get to watch others parade around with hearts and balloons while feeling lonely and worthless. if your in a relationship you have the obligation of spending yet more money on a ridiculous day and are supposed to act happy for the useless waste of money your partner has gotten for you. either way, valentines day was made for capitalism, not love.

valentines day bf: hey man wat did u get ur girl?

single guy: nothin i get to walk around feeling lonely all day.

valentines day bf: well at least you dont gotta waste your overtime money with a smile on your face.

single guy: true man, true.

by multipersonthought March 3, 2011

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Valentines Day

Single-Awareness Day.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.

Single: Tomorrow's Valentines Day? Damn.

Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.

by HATERR. February 14, 2010

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Valentines Day

Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic

Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok

by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008

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