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Get the x.l.u.v mug.by The Warrior February 16, 2007
Get the L.O.V.E.R. mug.Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.
C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:
Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!
Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!
by b_sack November 15, 2007
Get the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. mug.Boy: Are you a Virgin
Girl: No!
Boy: So lets have sex
Girl: Why?
Boy: So I can make you L.A.V.A
Girl: L.A.V.A
Boy: Feel Like A Virgin Again..
Girl: Ohhh!
Girl: No!
Boy: So lets have sex
Girl: Why?
Boy: So I can make you L.A.V.A
Girl: L.A.V.A
Boy: Feel Like A Virgin Again..
Girl: Ohhh!
by iToriable April 24, 2011
Get the L.A.V.A mug."Wow, I don't think I could spend four years forced to look at Joe Biden on CSPAN."
"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."
"Dude, you're right. She's hot."
"We won't have to if the GOP pulls through, Sarah Palin is a V.P.I.L.F."
"Dude, you're right. She's hot."
by wickliffe November 1, 2008
Get the V.P.I.L.F. mug.by Jmaccobo October 21, 2008
Get the V.P.I.L.F. mug.Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin might be the first V.P.I.L.F.! she is better than a M.I.L.F!
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