windows update

The thing I always cancel, yet seems to appear with a message when I shut down that says Windows Update "(not responding)"

Oh damn, windows update is not working again. Who Cares. "Would you like to send an error report?" Hell no!

by michiganwolverine February 2, 2004

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A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.

Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
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by A4775 October 17, 2020

updog

A joke where a person mentions updog a bunch of times until the recipient says "What is updog" but the joke is that it's supposed to mean "What's up, dawg" (another way of saying "Hey") and then you answer "NOT MUCH WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!" and rek ther ass ur sumthing.

Its updog. What is updog? AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH "Game Grumps"

by CURNICNLGEE November 20, 2019

updog

undefinable, as it is only part of a joke

"Man, what did you do in here?... It smells like updog..."

"What's updog?"

"I don't know, Dawg, what's up wit you?"

by Thunder Dan May 26, 2004

Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.

Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!

by Updated Magic May 30, 2016

L.A.M.E. status update

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.

Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.

by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011

windows update

a method of legitimately abstaining from doing any form of productive work

Boss: Hows that report coming on?
Slacker: Just doing a quick windows update

by mister November 12, 2003