Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009
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ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch
elliot - dude that was my mum
ryan - she grinded me hard
jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin
elliot - dude that was my mum
ryan - she grinded me hard
jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin
by straightupdown October 23, 2012
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Hottest girls on the planet tbh. They normally have big booties, and some gigantic titties. If they’re a blondie, they’re not as hot. If they’re a brunette, they’re very very hot.
by hamburger2020 June 21, 2022
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Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.
by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019
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The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.
The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.
Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.
by Barok Espinoza April 12, 2022
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“ I took my moms Ukrainian diet pills that made food look like spiders but then I got a taste for spiders so now when I walk by a dusty barn I TOTALLY binge!!!”
“ I took my moms Ukrainian diet pills that made food look like spiders but then I got a taste for spiders so now when I walk by a dusty barn I TOTALLY binge!!!”
by sircruncha April 1, 2023
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