tweetesis

tweetesis

tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses  /-ˌsiz/
Pronunciation -seez

1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on Twitter: The fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.

2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on Twitter. Especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.

3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on Twitter.

HISTORY

Originally coined February 1, 2009 by @ADMAVEN and @thedirtyblonde on Twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a Superbowl advertisement.

My tweetesis has been disagreeing with every tweet I make.

by ADMAVEN February 1, 2009

tweetdork

a user on twitter who tweets about everything and has used at least 3 different twitter clients outside of the web and a mobile phone to tweet. typically, this person will also have their tweet sync-ed back to facebook.

omg, you are such a tweetdork! is there anything about your life that is not on twitter?

by minarad April 22, 2009

Tweetersation

A long and drawn-out conversation taking place on twitter.

Sample tweetersation:

theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?

xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/

theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!

xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!

a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!

by Psib93 November 3, 2009

tweeter's remorse

The feeling immediately following a tweet that you regret having sent. Typically felt after responding in a unfriendly way to someone's useless, inappropriate or lame tweet.

Tweeter: So in love with Jacob, I think I'll marry him.
Response: So then why were you fucking his friend Harry last night?

To friend: Oh boy, I shouldn't have tweeted that. I'm having tweeter's remorse.

by CarbonCrappie September 8, 2010

Twerted

To fart while twerking.

"Breebree just twerted on that nigga, she gross AF!"

by WokeAssNiggarino April 15, 2017

tweeters

drivers used for the production of higher pitched sounds, used to describe a tight-ass sound system

he was riding a tight ass 78 droptop with some bangin tweeters

by Nick February 24, 2003

tweeter

1)CUNT, TWAT, FUCK-HOLE, Bearded clam, bloody hatchet wound, vagina.
2)A more Politically correct way of saying the aforementioned vulgarities.

MIKE:"There is a star named after my girlfriends snatch."

BRIAN:"WHAT"

MIKE: "It is named KAT's TWEETER"

by Kennith Ian BUSS September 7, 2003