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Romance-turbation

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.
Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.
by tagz November 1, 2008
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Turan

He is a great person. You can tell him all your problems and he will be there for you whenever you want. He has a big Heart and can tell you what you can make better in Life and your Psycho. He has also a very good humor! You can make with him anything you want and he also will tell you what is good and what is bad. He is sensitive and cares for his friends.
Person: Hey Turan, i need to tell you something...
Turan: Yeah, go on!
by Dead-pool January 3, 2017
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Tupac Theory

Explains why people think Tupac is still alive: Tupac Shakur had the nickname of Machiavelli (he spelled it Makaveli). Because the real Machiavelli (Niccolo) faked his own death, some believe Tupac did as well but in reality, it is mere coincidence as Tupac is really dead.
Rick Ross is steady singing, 'Tupac Back' based on Tupac Theory. The song is good but the truth remains: Tupac Dead, Tupac Dead, thats all the Coroner said was Tupac Dead.
by Poop Stain Barney July 1, 2011
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Turpal

Turpal is a great and beutiful man. He is strong has green eyes and looks wonderful. He has loots of girls around him but he only loves one he calls his girlfriend always like: bae, baby,... He loves cats and lions because in him he is cute and nice but he also can be mean to people he don't likes. He is a fair and good looking man
He looks like turpal
by YouarebetifulTurpal January 9, 2019
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TARPaulin Parachute

A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.

This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.

In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."
Man, can you believe those fuckers at Citibank? Got a TARPaulin parachute and pissed it away on interior decorating, hookers and blow. Get the pitchforks and torches, I feel an old-school populist rage coming on.
by ghost_brigade February 8, 2009
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Turdacious

While everyone loved her, Danielle's ego and snippy remarks made them think she was acting very turdaciously.
by wowo the woowoo January 21, 2010
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Turdabout

The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.
-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!
by Halevi January 29, 2015
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