Turdabout 

The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.

-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!

Turdabout by Halevi January 29, 2015

Turnabout Big Top 

the worst Ace Attorney case.

i hate turnabout big top

Turnabout Big Top by The SQUIP August 17, 2021

turdbortion 

1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.

2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.

(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)

God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.

turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008

turdbortion 

Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.

that show on the radio was the worst radio i've ever heard, it was a real turdbortion.

turdbortion by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008

turnabout

Closely related to prom and homecoming. Our best intelligence estimates believe that this is a sort of "reverse" engineering of the basic promenade system, where the chicks ask the guys out for a dance.

Hot damn! Agent Johnson is down again! He was last seen at the Lafayette turnabout!

turnabout by Stevie Wonder on Crack January 25, 2005

turdbot 

A robot made entirely of dung.

My turdbot can play the kazoo, and it's 100% biodegradable.

turdbot by Circushead July 10, 2006

Tuacabout 

Tuaca is a vanilla citrus liqueur consumed as a chilled shot or a sipped over ice (loophole). Tuacabout is to discuss something while drinking this beverage, in intoxicating quantities.

I'm busy right now, wait till I get back from BAston... then we'll "Tuacabout it!".

Tuacabout by LectroFied August 6, 2011