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turpan

mix between a turd and a tampon
OMG, you are such a Turpan!
by Serpants Pleasure February 23, 2009
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Turbanisation

An increase in the proportion of the people living in an area that wear turbans.
Bradford used to be such a nice place before the impact of Turbanisation.
by mesm-erise April 18, 2015
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turban dave

Turban dave is a gambling side bet in a game of snooker and sometimes pool.
If a player is in a snooker or tight spot he may ask his opponent "how about a turban dave" this means the placing of a wager at even money that the player will not only get out of the tight spot or snooker - but also pot the object ball they are aiming for. The bet is forfeited if after the object ball is potted any foul is made. It can be agreed before the game commences that the person who is snookered can request a turban dave side bet and it cannot be refused by his or her opponent.
Keith was playing Barry when he had him snookered, Barry requested a £50 Turban dave and made it!! It sure was a great shot!!
by GamblersRamblers January 16, 2014
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Türkan

A girl who is amazing, beautiful and funny, she is the best friend you can ever wish to have
Türkan is amazing
by 122nnn July 5, 2020
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Turban Dictionary

"Hello Mr Singh, what are you up to tonight?"
"Hello Mr Kaur. I have to get a phrase published tonight at Turban Dictionary."
"Good luck with that. I hope it passes the Turban Dictionary Peer Review."
"Me too."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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Turpin High School

A public high school in the Greater Cincinnati Area where they put you into classes to be indoctrinated into the 1619 project, and if you don’t understand what they’re preaching after the first try, they’ll throw you into a janitor’s closet and whoop your ass. The place is sort of like Auschwitz but without any of the notoriety.
When I went to Turpin High School I didn’t understand that Karl Marx was apparently the second coming of Christ, and so they beat me with a paddle. My ass is still red from it to this day.
by Danny M Williams January 6, 2021
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Turkanaut

One who rides a Turkish rocket.
"Fucking Ahmet was the best thing I'd ever done! I put that I was a Turkanaut on my resume and got hired the very next day!"
by Hals01 March 2, 2010
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