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Turntable

This party could be hella turntable
by Zstring July 8, 2018
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Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024
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Team Turntables

A group formally only on twitter and exclusive to people who actively used the Twin Turntables Fortnite set now a mostly-public chat ran by map creator RqinbowDerp on Discord.

It also has no shortage of drama.
John: Oh god, there's another argument going on in Team Turntables!
Bill: You think one of them is gonna play the victim card?
by Flappysnacks November 16, 2020
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Nebraska Turntable

A Nebraska Turntable is where one defecates into another's mouth, and then the individual with the excrement in their mouth performs oral sex on the defecater.
My breath still stinks from that Nebraska Turntable last night.
by UrbanKingdom April 4, 2011
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don’t get your tie in a turntable

to tell someone not to freak out so much about a little thing
Don’t get your tie in a turntable Adaeze!
by DefinitelyNotChidi April 6, 2024
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Turntable

When you got so scattered the night before that you were turnt
"Man I got so turntable last night, it was hectic."
by Swaglad123 December 25, 2016
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